Oh boy, here I go about to make some probably bad decisions…

Scorpion: That honestly depends. If it’s while he’s Hanzo Hasashi, smash! If it’s while he’s the revenant persona of Scorpion, pass. Guys got anger issues worse than Kratos.

Sub-Zero: Smash! … The Qui Liang version though.

Lui Kang: Ehh, pass.

Johney Cage: … Smash.

Raiden: Pass.

Kano: Pass.

Sonya: Ehh, little two much of a hard ass for my liking, pass.

Replite: You know, I wanna say smash but… I’m worried the guy might accidentally spew acid into me so pass.

Goro: Pass. Plus I’m pretty sure even attempting it with him would crush me anyway.

Shang Tsung: The guy can literally shape shift into anything he wants. Fuck it, I’ll risk it! Smash!

Kung Lao: Pass.

Baraka: HARD pass!

Jax: Pass.

Kitana: Smash! What kind of idiot WOULDN’T wanna smash a 1,000 year old princess?

Mileena: Oh boy, people are gonna hate me for this. Pass. I’m sorry, but I’d be extramlly worried about her tarkatin side taking over and eating me alive.

Jade: SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

Smoke: Smash!

Noob Saibot: Pass.

Kintaro: Pass.

Shao Khan: Deep breath. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YOU!!! I HATE YOU! NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU ARE SOMEHOW EVEN MORE CHEEP THAN JINPACHI FROM TEKKEN! PASS PASS PASS FUCKING PASS! FUCK YOU!!! LITTLE WONDER YOUR “WIFE” COULDN’T HANDLE BEING AROUND YOU IN THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHEEP FUCKING SUPER ARMOUR AND SHOLDER CHARGE!!!

Genie Bellmo: Jesus dude, it’s just a fictional character.

YEAH! AND A REALLY UNFAIR ONE TO FIGHT TWO!

Cyrax: Smash. And I’ll take either human or cyborg lol!

Sextor: Pass.

Kabal: Pass.

Nightwolf: Pass.

Sheeva: You know what? Smash! Unlike Goro or Kintaro, I feel like I’d actually last with Sheeva!

Sindel: Smash! What kind of idiot WOULD’T wanna smash a queen of an entire relam!?

Stryker: Okay, I’ll be honest, I feel like Stryker get’s WAY more shit than he really deserves… But it’s still a pass from me.

Ermac: Pass.

Rain: … Smash!

Khamelon: Smash.

Chamelon: Pass.

Motatro: Pass.

Fujin: Fuck it, I’m gonna say it! Fujin is the cooler Raiden! Smash!

Jarek: When literally the most noteworthy thing about this character is his meme worth ending in MK4, you know somethings wrong. Pass.

Kai: … Who? Yeah, does anyone even remember this guy? Pass.

Reiko: Pass.

Tanya: Okay, if it’s the MK1 version, maybe Smash. If it’s any other timeline though, pass.

Quan Chi: Pass. Also the guy literally screwed up Scorpions life, fuck him!

Shinnok: Do I look like I wanna smash a former elder god who has a literal cult of crazies behind him? Pass!

Meat: …… It’s literally a skinless being… Pass.

Tremor: Pass.

Blaze: Do I look like I want to be burnt alive? Pass!

Bo’ Rai Cho: Pass.

Hsu Hao: Pass, to literally no one’s surprise.

Frost: Pass! She literally causes more problems for Sub Zero than she should!

Drahmin: Eww, no! Pass!

Kenshi: Smash… I wonder if he’s also into getting his mouth covered as well if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Li Mei: Li. Mei I smash you? : D … God, I’m turning into Johney Cage!

Mavado: Pass.

Moloch: Pass.

Nitara: She’s literally a vampire. Vampires have hypnosis… Smash! Just as long as she’s not voiced by Megan Fox.

Mokap: Oh hey, another character I feel people shit on WAY to much! Seriously, do people just hate fun secret characters referencing series history or something?... It’s still a pass though.

Ashrah: Smash! Also I fucking love her design in MK1!

Dairou: Pass.

Darrious: Pass.

Havik: Pass! Also no I haven’t played Khaos Reings yet because fuck that price tag for simple DLC!

Hotaru: Pass.

Kira: Pass.

Kobra: Pass for bootleg Ken!

Shukinko: Pass.

Onaga: Pass, jesus fucking Christ, only one Deception character is a smash for me!?!?

Taven: Pass.

Dagon: Pass.

Skarlet: Pass!

Kung Jin: Pass.

Takeda: Smash!

Cassie Cage: … Fuck it, Smash! She’s a fun character and I don’t care what anyone says!

Jacqueline Briggs: Smash.

D’Vorah: Pass! And I’m pretty sure she’d kill me afterwards anyway! I mean, did you see what she did to Melina when she “kissed” her!?!?

Kotal Khan: Do I look like I want to smash a guy who’s literally a Tarkaten Racist? Pass!

Ferra Tor: PASS! THAT’S A CRIME!!!

Erron Black: Smash! Like genuinely, Erron Black is hot as hell! Especially in MK 11!

Geras: Pass.

Kollector: I mean… I don’t have anything agents him… No, still pass. Tempting, he’s definitely an exotic pick but pass.

Cetrion: Smash! What kind of idiot WOULDN’T wanna smash a goddess!? ;D

Kronika: Deep breath. FUC… You know, I didn’t this bit already. Pass.

……… Okay fine! I’ll include the guest characters two!

Freddy Kruger: Pass.

Kratos: Pass.

Predator: Pass.

Jason Vohress: Pass.

Alien: Pass.

Letherface: Pass.

Spawn: Smash!... Look, I can’t help it if I have a think for skin tight black suits!

Joker: Pass! Do NOT stick your dick in crazy!

Terminator: Pass.

Rambo: Pass.

Robo Cop: Pass, plus I’m pretty sure smashing him wouldn’t be very fun either.

Omni Man: I don’t care if post season 1 of Invinsable he starts regretting his actions, it’s still a pass on the fact he killed like A LOT of people and beat up his own son! Also he called his wife a pet. Debby deserves better!... I would smash Debby though. ;D

Peacemaker: Pass.

Homelander: Pass.

Ghostface: Pass.

Connan: Pass.

Ash Williams: Pass.

T-1000: Pass.

Have fun judging my tastes in wemen and men folks!