Do you love Halloween?

Do you love dressing up?

Do you love using Halloween as an excuse to dress up as something even though you can dress up during any point in the year?

Did you not get a good costume before Halloween and am struggling to get a good one but are also willing to do anything to get a good one no matter the consequence?

Well good news because I got the perfect solution that will not only give you a super realistic costume but also won’t cost you a dime. All you have to do is follow these simple step by step instructions.

Step 1: Get a knife! A knife will be crucial to creating this costume as it will be our main instrument for making it. Preferably you will want a surgical knife because creating this costume will require a fair amount of precision but if your feeling confident, you can also do this with a kitchen knife two. Or hell, maybe even a sword. Just make sure the blade is clean before you use it. Good hygiene and all that!

Step 2: Take some drugs! Lot’s and lots of drugs! Preferably you’ll want something that makes you cease to feel pain such as… umm… okay honestly, you’re going to have to consult your pharmacist for that, I don’t know the names of a lot of drugs I’m sorry. Or hell, if you’re in a hurry, just buy some drugs from a black market dealer, I’m sure they won’t give you a bad product or anything. Anyway, all that organized you are now ready to begin!

Step 3: Start by cutting your skin! You will want to take that knife and cut around your whole body. And thanks to the insane amount of drugs you should of taken before this step you won’t be feeling any pain! If you are feeling pain though, take more drugs! If your still feeling pain, stop! Just… actually stop everything your doing! Please! Anyway, you can stop cutting once you make it back to the area where you started from.

Step 4: Pull off your skin! Just pull it ALL off! And again, won’t hurt because of the drugs. If it does hurt though at this point, sorry but your two far in to back out now so don’t be a pussy.

Step 5: Optional but take out any remaining organs. Not like your going to be alive for very much longer after all the shit you put your own body though just for the sake of a quick and easy costume. Remember to store your organs in some clean jars so that they can be donated to the local hospitals later.

And that’s it! You have just made a super realistic skeleton costume! One that will surely terrify your friends and family! Enjoy hitting up the town and terrifying everyone you can. And make it count two because the likleyhood of you getting your skin back on after this stunt and still being alive are pretty slim! Subscribe for more totally safe and not damaging to your health guides!