He’s white!

Not only that but he’s also a white male!

He has disgusting kinks like Hypnosis, Latex, Snake Coils, Vore and loads of other horrible kinks!

I bet he still lives in his mother’s basement!

He hates Hotline Miami and Spec Ops: The Line but likes The Last of Us 2 and the 2013 Devil May Cry reboot.

He claims to be a Devil May Cry fan but says that he wouldn’t care if Dantae was made playable in Super Smash Bros even saying he doesn’t “need” to be. Yes he does!

He claims to be a Shantae fan but says that he wouldn’t care if Shantae was made playable in Super Smash Bros even saying she doesn’t “need” to be. Yes she does!

He puts terrible jokes in the description of art he commissions.

He puts terrible jokes along side serious critiques in his game reviews.

He’s clearly a Wayfoward fanboy! I mean have you seen how many of their games he plays?

He’s clearly a Ubisoft Fanboy! I mean he enjoys Assassin’s Creed!

He like the Star Wars sequels but not the prequels! Is he even a true Star Wars fan?

He eats with his hands! Eww.

He leaves the Toilet Seat up!

Despite Lamias/Nagas being his favourite kind of monster girl his favourite from Monster Musume is Rachnera. What a hypocrite!

He doesn’t take tier lists seriously at all!

His favourite Zelda game is Twilight Princess!

He use to use Mikaela as a gender swapped self-insert of himself. Now he uses his actual self. How cringe worthy!

By the way, whatever happened to Male Mikaela anyway?

At least three of his waifus are not major characters in what they originate from!

He is always super late to playing popular games! It took him 13 years after the original release of Ocarina of Time to play it, 9 years after the original release of Batman: Arkham City to play it and Sonic Generations and over two decades for the original DOOM!

He actually likes Modern Pokemon. Because of him we will never get another good Pokemon game!

He thinks Team Rocket is the worst Pokemon villain team in the series but that the Aether Foundation is the best villain team!

He ships himself with Shantae. How cringe!

He ships his OC with Nessa. How cringe!

He actually likes Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates! What a shrill!

He actually dislikes Fire Emblem Shadows of Valentia! What a hater!

He thinks we overreact when we send death threats to people who are destroying our beloved franchises!

He genuinely believes that we aren’t entitled to have a movie/game/product turn out the way we need and that the creators should be allowed to do whatever they want!

He likes Life if Strange, the Star Wars sequels, Mad Max: Fury Road, among various other modern crap that pushes women and minorities in the spotlight so clearly, he’s an SJW!

I hear he puts his collection of Totaku figures on the same shelf as his Amiibo collection!

He says he’s from Australia yet have you heard his voice!?

His reviews are clearly just taken from the front page of most Wikipedia articles!

Not only does he like Undertale but it’s one of his favourite games of all time!

Not only does he love Skyrim but it’s one of his favourite games of all time!

He still plays Team Fortress 2 every now and then! Doesn’t he know the games dead?

He doesn’t like the words Cringe and Pogger.

He thinks KFC is better than McDonalds.

He actually thinks the Wii U has value despite all the games on it being ported to the Switch.

He thinks review scores have no value even though they clearly do determine the objective quality of a game!

He thinks Game of the Year is a meaningless title because a game you and everyone else loves isn’t going to be loved by everyone else because of our different tastes!

By the way, whatever happened to that story arc of Mikaela and Charlotte meeting for the first time?

He is WAY to harsh on Bolo, Morgana, Monika and Joel when they did nothing wrong in there respective games!

He actually has a Disney Plus subscription when he could of easily pirated The Mandalorian and Season Eight of Star Wars: The Clone Wars!

He plays Nintendo 64 games on an emulator despite owning a Nintendo 64 himself!

One of his favourite Pokemon, Milotic, he probaply only likes because he want’s to be coiled and hypnotised by it the dam deviant!

One of his favourite Pokemon, Gardivoir, he probably only likes because it’s obvious waifu bait!

He thinks Spongbob Squarepants declined in quality after Steven Hillinberge left to work on other things. He’s actually taking a show aimed at kids seriously!

He thinks Team Yell in Pokemon Sword and Shield is an representation of toxic fan bases. He’s taking a game aimed at kids seriously!

Despite being a fan of both Bayonetta and Devil May Cry he can’t even beat both those games on Non Stop Infinite Climax or Dante Must Die difficulties.

He genuinely thinks Call of Duty is one of the most over hated game franchises ever!

So he hates Hotline Miami but loves Katana ZERO even though those games aren’t that to different?

He probably only brought Blaster Master ZERO and Runbow because those games have his waifu playable in them as a guest character.

You want to talk about shit taste in characters? He likes Patricia Wagon, Alta and Luna even though the games they come from don’t have any actual story and are purely gameplay, likes Noize and the Water Lilly Siren despite those two only existing for the sake of there respective boss fights, Tharja and Camilla despite originating from the objectively worse Fire Emblem games and Hex Maniac and Tuki because…. Fucked if we know!

He probably only plays most of the games he does for the kink material anyway which makes us more surprised he claims to have not grown up with Totally Spies!

His into the Michaelverse idea was clearly ripped of from ISeeYouPenguin4’s Worlds Collide idea even shipping himself with a character whose name sounds no different from Shanti!

He likes Saints Row The Third over the vastly superior Saints Row 2!

He enjoys both Fallout: New Vegas and Fallout 4. Take one or the other man! Preferably the much more superior New Vegas because Bethesda is shit!

He thinks that we are hypocrites for wanting another Mario character in Smash but complaining about there being just as many Fire Emblem characters.

He thinks that we are hypocrites for being okay with Ezio in Assassin’s Creed to sparing Rodrigo Borgia’s despite plotting agents his family and caused his farther and brothers to be killed but getting angry when Elie in The Last of Us 2 doesn’t kill Abby who killed Elie’s farther figure!

He thinks we are hypocrites for complaining about Call of Duty doing the same thing every year but praising Super Mario Galaxy 2 for the same reasons we hate Call of Duty!

He says “No game is perfect” so why hasn’t he reviewed Ride to Hell: Retribution yet?

According to him, the haters of something are apparently more annoying than the fans!

He says “No game is perfect” so why hasn’t he reviewed Sonic 06 yet?

He thinks that he’s an artist all just because he does half baked self-indulgent fetish stories!

He’s never made a game in his life yet he still has serious discussions about games as if he knows what he’s talking about.

By the way, whatever happened to his Pony OC’s anyway?